ALL UP ONS, YO. Will this liveblog exist when nobody’s here to read it? Are we just radio waves? I miss Danvers, even though its gas stations are filled with rigid douches.
-Jake

As Andi said, we are officially back in New York. Today was seriously awesome though, and we were lucky enough that a new friend we met at Quincy Market got some of it on tape! Check assorted clips of our performance this morning at Quincy Market at:

THIS YOUTUBE LINK

Thank you so much for following this blog! Keep checking back here and our website for more pictures, video, and stories from the tour!

-Zach

The Vocaholics have successfully completed their road trip that took them from the depths of the world’s largest artificial SPERM WHALE, to Danvers and Boston. After an amazing time, we have all safely made it back to our respective homes to ponder what untold piles of homework we still have yet to do.

- Andi

So we’ve reached Quincy Market, the last stop on our tour! After a super fun, five song street sing where a crowd of about 40 awesome Bostonians gathered, we got some lunch. I got the clam chowda, and Kahn got Pad Thai. It looks like its about time to head back to New York! Andi, Lecco, and Kahn are singing the Jurassic Park theme right now, I have to go!

-Zach

Mad Libs from da Car

The quotient is unchanged if a divisor and a dividend are each puppied by a puppy.

As I said to my forky friend, f**kface, “It’s a feckless load off my a**wipes, uh-hole.”

Anyone who flunks this forgettable math test will have to stay after school and wash the alumnus.

A similar game called “Gay” was played by Chinese-chasers in the 4th century.

If you forsake it or frighten it, it will squirt you w/ skunk liquid.

HIking is nothing like going for a walk in the gown or sing in the house.

“Billy and Tilly”; Living on a silly budget, our couple agree to limit spending on anniversary gifts to no more than a milli dollars.

She keeps her explicit content and gives him a pair of wooden itty bitty titty committees. He spends a fortune on a gold fake New York.

Ponce de Leon discovered Puerto Rico, Florida, and the Cromwell Diner in 1512.

The men and women who Shoot ‘Em Up in the observatory are called Cool Runnings, ad they are always watching for comets, eclipses, and shooting Baby Geniuses.

WARNING. SPOILER ALERT. NOT A MAD LIB.

Why do homeless people smoke cigarettes– Don’t they know it causes homelessness?
… At least that’s what my pastor told me.

WUV U

VocaholicsNYU have returned from the landscape of the dreaming safely and in Stephen’s basement we find our refuge from the horrors of our collective subconscious in this Massachusetts Wasteland. So, cool. Lecco is rousing the troops with some really pretty chords; like some really pretty chords, but I’m pretty sure they are from Meatloaf so it’s kind of a mixed bag. There is like still half a platter of manwiches left left and a bunch of other scattered remnants of a very silly night. We be pullin’ out the wii games, the n64 games, all the james we’ve got in our arsenal. Lecco woke up to smoke and went outside and reported the title of our blog. We wrote a mad lib last night that will probably revolutionize the medium. Would you like to hear it?

Next is Boston (lol ol ololol we think). But for that to happen first these jerkoffs have to stop pulling at their trolley pushers underneath Jack’s feckin comforters and jibjab back into certainty. No matter what, it will still taste like dream journal.

The other day this girl asked me if I listened to Breaking Benjamin and she was real pretty so I didn’t just dick on that band over and over like I would have. What does that mean, that I wouldn’t shit on Breaking Benjamin if they’re being talked about by a pretty Texas girl? I think it means I need to torrent more Breaking Benjamin.

GUYS CAN WE COVER AN ATREYU SONG PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

bcuz a vishn soflee kreepin’.

Stephen’s mom got some eats for us. Stephen’s mom got SO MEATS for us.

Radar Wuv

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You Know What To Do

I love watching lecco moris jigle at the foosball table

-Jake

pattycake

Our show at Danvers was great! Following a number of other great a cappella groups, Alex Kahn took the stage to start our act with a little number on the melodica. That got the crowd so pumped that when Stephen Schapero (hometown hero) took the stage, they went absolutely NUTS! They loved our set, and we even sold out all our copies of our first album – Find Me A Panda!

Now we’ve reconvened at the Schapero residence, as they’ve graciously opened their home for us to stay at for our tour, giving us lodging, food, and genuine hospitality. It’s amazing!

Anyways, I’m going to go play pinball on Stephen’s awesome machine. Here are pictures from tonight if you’re interested!

- JB

Actually three llamas.

Like OMG, we’re in DANVERS!!!!! Already seen llamas and a huge artificial sperm whale, LOLZ. And like, we’re, like, waiting right now to SING!!!!!! We love love love love singing!!!! Everyone has been so nice here in Danvers, and I am, like, unbelievably excited to sing some more!!!! Gonna warm up my voice with some Nickelback.

- Lecco “7 Numbers” Morris

So, in addition to racking up traffic violations for speeding and driving through red lights, driving behind a smoke-emitting carcinogen of a car, and passing by a car accident, after being stuck in traffic because each car in front of us took their time driving slowly past the crash scene, the Vocaholics are on our way to Hartford, to see the SPERM WHALE! Technically, it is the world’s largest artificial SPERM WHALE, but we just call it SPERM WHALE! Check back later for some more updates…

-Andi